Gurujoseph, Author at Christian Songs in Telugu

Author: Gurujoseph


How Many Dogs Does It Take

How Many Dogs Does It Take

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about...

Cooking Instructions

Cooking Instructions

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address...

Life as a Female Bear

Life as a Female Bear

If you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with...

How to Tell the Weather

How to Tell the Weather

To Tell the weather, Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it’s probably raining. But if the dog is standing...

The Hamster and the Frog

The Hamster and the Frog

A mangy looking guy walks into a very classy restaurant and orders a steak. The waitress says: “I’m sorry, but I don’t think you can pay for your meal.” The guy admits, “You’re right....

Poisonous

Poisonous

Two snakes were slithering through a field. One snake turned to the other and asked, ” Do you suppose we are poisonous snakes?” ” I don’t know”, replied the other, “Why?” “Well”, said the...

Not Quite What He Wanted

Not Quite What He Wanted

A hunter raised his rifle and took careful aim at a large bear. When about to pull the trigger, the bear spoke in a soft soothing voice, “Isn’t it better to talk than to...

Doggie Contest

Doggie Contest

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach...

Bear Alert

Bear Alert

The California State Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the Yosemite and Mammoth areas. They advise people...

The Swearing Parrot

The Swearing Parrot

One day an elderly pastor confides in his parishioners that he’s feeling a bit lonely and depressed. So one of the parishioners suggests to the pastor that he buy a pet. Thinking this a...

Purpose of the Dog

Purpose of the Dog

A Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog....

Doggie Funeral

Doggie Funeral

This rich man died and left in his will that when his dog died he was to have a funeral and who ever did the funeral would get a million dollars. When the dog...

Cross-eyed Rottweiler

Cross-eyed Rottweiler

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it?” “Well” said the vet “lets have a look at him”...

Does Your Dog Bite

Does Your Dog Bite

There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch. “Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” the tourist asked. The old man replied,...

The Amazing Pet

The Amazing Pet

A man went into a pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy a pet. But, he didn’t want your ordinary, garden variety pet! No, he wanted a pet that could...

Goodbye Ugly Suit

Goodbye Ugly Suit

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. “Guess what, sir?”...

Cat Collector

Cat Collector

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He knows...

Horsing Around

Horsing Around

Two horses were walking back to the paddock after a days training. One says to the other “I can’t understand why we are so slow, we come from good stock, we have the best...

Gone to the Dogs

Gone to the Dogs

There was this man that had a dog. He came home one day, and his dog was belly up with its legs sticking in the air. He wasn’t sure if it was dead or...

A Fish Tale

A Fish Tale

A big-time negotiator was out fishing one day when he caught a strange looking fish. He reeled the fish in, unhooked it, and threw it on the ground next to him. The fish started...

Wake Up Call

Wake Up Call

Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone. . . “Your dog’s barking, and it’s keeping me awake,” said an angry...

Beware of Dog

Beware of Dog

pon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, “Danger! Beware of dog!” posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside...

The Christian Horse

The Christian Horse

here’s this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the...

Help Wanted

Help Wanted

A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal opportunity employer. A dog was ambling down...

What I Am, Jesus Is More

What I Am, Jesus Is More

I dare not tell you what I am, but what I wish to be; To follow God’s redeeming Lamb Who gave His life for me. Once lived a man, His name was Jesus, behold...

In the End

In the End

The things I long to show you, now you must behold Search the deepest mystery, a city made of gold And in this city from the sky a Righteous shall dwell To lead the...

The Rich Man and Lazarus

The Rich Man and Lazarus

There is a true story that the Bible does tell About a certain man who died and went to hell In hell he lifted up his eyes in torment and pain And knew he...

The Great Divide

The Great Divide

In the Bible a great divide is found On one side the redeemed of the Lord, the other side are the hell bound On one side those who have believed on Jesus name and...

Remember Me

Remember Me

Here I am standing before Him, Other times I may sit down, too, But this only happens on most days, Hoping that He would accept any praise, Some days I just feel way too...

Everlasting Savior

Everlasting Savior

Take me by the hand Draw me close to you Before it gets too late Help me find myself in you You’re the almighty God Lord of Heaven and of Earth You take the...

Jesus Loves You

Jesus Loves You

The Savior is waiting to enter your heart Once he comes in he will never depart He has life giving water to quench your thirst And with his love you’ll be immersed He came...

Rhubarb

Rhubarb

Put some dung upon your rhubarb Watch it shoot into the sky Fertilize your prize tomatoes See the trusses hanging high Compost is a fine addition When your soil is lacking clout Helps the...

The Cross

The Cross

A tree from Andrew’s garden was cut just yesterday The trunk was stripped and cut in two and then was hauled away Four soldiers claimed that mighty tree without a thought of cost Who...

Three Nails

Three Nails

They used three nails to bind my King To the tree on which He died How many times did the hammer strike As His skin was pierced did He cry Before they bound Him...

Only Jesus

Only Jesus

Only Jesus can make a sad heart glad the only one who can give the best joy you ever had He fills the hungry heart to satisfied and full the only one who can...

My Mom

My Mom

I’m so thankful that God made you my mom As you behold the face of our Jesus will you let him know I can’t wait to get to heaven and make my home up...

Christmas Is Coming

Christmas Is Coming

Coming to a place near you The Christmas show is on its way Complete with all the thrills and spills Of trying to keep your debt at bay No one must be cast adrift...

Who Knows?

Who Knows?

Nobody knows the trials I’ve faced Nor faced the trials I’ve known, Except for the One who died for my sin And shed precious blood to atone. Nobody knows the weight I have borne...

The Christmas Story

The Christmas Story

The prophets told the story Before it ere occurred. The angels came with gladness To welcome Jesus’ birth. The promise of the ages, The king from Bethlehem, Entered in a manger To a world...

Forgive Me, I’ve Forgotten

Forgive Me, I’ve Forgotten

when did you pick up the pieces i’m sorry i missed that part the last thing i can remember is crying over my broken heart i don’t recall when you saved me my eyes...